Top 10 Ways That Geeks Can Deal With the Pending Financial/Environmental/Social Collapse (GeekDad Wayback Machine)

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p10. Check that account into which you#8217;ve been funneling the fractional pennies from your company#8217;s accounting system; it may be time to cash out./p
p9. Start hardening the defenses of your home now. You#8217;ll want peace of mind when the food riots start. Reference zombie flicks and/or the Mad Max movies for helpful hints./p
p8. Listen to the person who says #8220;We better take off and nuke the site from orbit. It#8217;s the only way to be sure#8221; the first time!/p
p7. You can increase your chances of winning prizes in any given contest by entering 1,000,000 times. Understanding mail-merge can help. See also emReal Genius/em./p
p6. If anyone suggests vesting #8220;temporary powers#8221; in the delChancellor/del President, bludgeon them to unconsciousness immediately./p
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5. Keep reminding yourself that a band of determined redneck high-school football players can hold off any invading army./p
p4. Practice this phrase: #8220;I, for one, welcome our new [alien/robot/intelligent ape/genetically engineered] overlords.#8221;/p
p3. Everything you ever needed to know to survive you learned from MacGyver./p
p2. Encourage your congressional representatives to vote #8220;no#8221; on the government#8217;s proposed program to replace food stamps with free handouts of #8220;processed ration wafers.#8221;(i.e. no Soylent Green!)/p
p1. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart!/p
p[We’ve run this every year for the last two years, and it’s still just as true today!]/p
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from GeekDad http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2011/09/top-10-ways-that-geeks-can-deal-with-the-pending-financialenvironmentalsocial-collapse-geekdad-wayback-machine/